Impossible things are happening

Jul 24

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

Jul 24

allo-all:

woollera:

allo-all:

What would a zombie apocalypse look like in Canada?

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I can go with that.

Jul 24

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

Jul 24
superbnature:

Leopard coming down … by mariomoreno http://ift.tt/VZO6IK

superbnature:

Leopard coming down … by mariomoreno http://ift.tt/VZO6IK

Jul 24
Jul 24
fashioninfographics:

How to find your Signature Style
Via

fashioninfographics:

How to find your Signature Style

Via

Jul 24

http://suchakidder.tumblr.com/post/92785765867/kate-wisehart-palaceofposey-aiffe →

kate-wisehart:

palaceofposey:

aiffe:

tarrloks-butt:

warsfeils:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the…
Jul 24

quote Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.

— My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)
Jul 24
ruinedchildhood:

Some disney characters that I think deserve their own leggings 

ruinedchildhood:

Some disney characters that I think deserve their own leggings 

Jul 24
fangirling-fallen-angel:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

read the description for the love of god. 

fangirling-fallen-angel:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

read the description for the love of god. 

Jul 24
chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

Jul 24

norisus:

February 2013 vs July 2014

Jul 24

Makoharu and the stairs of love

Jul 24

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

Jul 24
buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."