ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
sourwolf: it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside #well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
rudeshota: SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW KINGDOM HEARTS IS A REAL VIDEO GAME SERIES THOUGH LIKE HOW DID IT EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH PRODUCTION AND HOW IT BECAME A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS LIKE WHEN YOU GET INTO IT ITS GOOD BUT IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU JUST SAW THIS IMAGE YOU WOULD THINK “oh my god that looks fucking ridiculous” LOOK HOW SERIOUS AND ANGRY DONALD LOOKS AND THERES AN ANIME GUY...
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?:... →
irresistible-revolution: rillness: Seriously talk all your shit about “authenticity” and “real talent” but do you honestly think your cloying overdone White Guy music “legends” could deliver even a nominally passable performance in 6 inch heels while recalling hours’ worth of choreography in super form-fitting clothes while still having to focus on preserving their hair and makeup AND having...
tablespoons: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
ser-merlin-of-valyria: e—www: benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is...
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were...
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
In case no one's said it yet
redmetalandgold: Hi, welcome, to the Star Trek fandom! Whether you’re young or old, a newbie or an oldie, we welcome you! If you became apart of it through Benedict, or through TOS, or The Next Generation, welcome! Liked the films but never watched the series? Hi, it’s great to have you! I know it’s going to be great serving with you, cadet. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, and don’t forget to...