Impossible things are happening

Apr 29

jemthecrystalgem:

buttpoems:

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Executive dysfunction is like that

Apr 29
Apr 29

psychoticrambling:

nemophilablues:

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@hideous-gnosis why did you hide this in the tags?

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Apr 29

letsgetsalty:

letsgetsalty:

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Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

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IT GETS BETTER

Apr 29

pigeonsympathiser:

cookiekappa:

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

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How could you leave this in the notes, excellent addition

Apr 29

Anonymous asked: Hey~ can you tell us about the straw hats with veils coming down to cover the wearer's face we see mostly in wuxia? I have seen some very pretty ones with added accessories like pearls and flowers too. What are they called?

ziseviolet:

Hi, thanks for the question!

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The traditional Chinese veiled hats that we mostly see in Wuxia are called Weimao/帷帽. I wrote about the history of Weimao in this post. Please also see this post by fate-magical-girls for further information on the history/evolution of Chinese veiled hats.

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As you’ve noticed, it’s recently become trendy among Hanfu wearers to decorate Weimao with various kinds of accessories such as pearls and flowers. The effect is really pretty!

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Weimao can be worn by men as well:

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For more references, please check out my Weimao tag

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Hope this helps!

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Apr 29

thundergrace:

thundergrace:

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

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Apr 29
taxevader69:
“ flanneldragon:
“who enchanted this tweet
”
reblog to cast
”

taxevader69:

flanneldragon:

who enchanted this tweet

reblog to cast

Apr 29
Apr 29

eclipsedarksoul asked:

Can I get a cursed Wolf fact?

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

Dire Wolves were a real actual animal that lived in North America until right about 10,000 years ago, but they really weren’t much bigger than modern grey wolves! they were slightly more heavyset, but that’s about it.

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however, their packs were much much larger than modern wolf packs, sometimes containing as many as 50 individuals.

however, if you really have your heart set on gigantic extinct canids and nothing else will do, don’t fret! look to the even more ancient canine family Borophaginae, the Bone-Crushing Dogs! they are here for YOU when you need them :)

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Apr 29

lolotehe:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

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Apr 29

rainbowkarolina:

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COME THRU PHIL!!!!

rainbowkarolina:

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

Apr 29

pavelow:

hammertimeinthegrill420:

chiefyarts:

drifterssidechick:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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Apr 29
valdotpng:
“cant bamboozle ME that easy anymore, cousin
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valdotpng:

cant bamboozle ME that easy anymore, cousin

Apr 29

snakesnakeseverussnake:

owlmylove:

no one tells you how much of life takes practice. not just writing, painting, running, singing, etc, but practicing how to make friends. how to make the right ones. getting practiced at how to be a good friend, a good sibling, a good person. practice identifying when people haven’t earned that. learning to recognize your right to rage and, eventually, how to offer mercy. so much of life is muscle memory, and i’ve begun to realize there are so many more parts of ourselves to flex and stretch and strengthen than those we’re taught in anatomy lessons

do it deliberately until you can do it without thinking.

i can’t remember where i first heard this piece of advice, but it’s stuck with me to the point of almost becoming my personal motto. it’s been so useful to me, because every time i resist improvement because it’s so hard to remember how to do things right, or beat myself up because my instinctual inner response to something is not the kind response it should be, this phrase whispers in my ear. practise it deliberately, slowly if need be, until it becomes instinct, and then you won’t have to do more than basic maintenance to keep it alive. it’s hard learning to do things right, but what keeps me motivated is the knowledge that it will get easier and more natural. someday.